Insert Beyonce Hit Single here....

Have ever found yourself on a friday night alone, watching reruns of the Golden Girls while eating Ben and Jerry's with a side of Ben and Jerry? Do you find yourself passing a pet store and seeing cats in the window and think to yourself, "Gee, Fluffy and Ms. Purrty sure look adorable, they would keep me warm at night." Do you have a pile of Harry Potter books that look like they have seen better days because not only are they a genius written work of art that should be worshipped on sacred ground, but you would rather spend your night alone with Harry and the gang then with your friends at a bar where no one knows your name?

Well my friend, you have found yourself not only a new distraction to the work days but also, someone who is going through exactly what you are. No no it's not a mental illness, it's in fact called SINGLE. Single is what we are, and what we hope to get rid of....or do we? I am not going to lie when I say I love me a night home in my sweats with a taco in one hand and my Wii remote in another. That's a top notch quality evening. But Single is not going to cure itself ladies. It's a living breathing thing that continues it's ugly cycle until somebody puts a ring on it. Thanks Beyonce, I feel better now that you have told the men out there that if they indeed like it...they should put on a ring on it. But for right now, I'm not focusing on the ring factor. Right now, I just want to focus on the now.

There are only a few things you need to know about me - The first is that like you, I am Fully single. By that I mean I have no prospect, no crush, not even a solid texter to call my own. Therefore I am fully single. Secondly, I like you am trying to roll with the punches of single life in this world. I have thought carefully about canceling my Facebook account so that the screaming/crying/rage will end with every engagement/marriage/baby announcement I see pop up on my newsfeed. And Thirdly I think cats are annoying.

I hope with this blog you will join me in a stance that SINGLE is not only a fun activity for the masses...but will put you at ease that you are not alone out there my friend. I am here to put a little laughter into a dull day.

Next up - My Speed Dating Adventure with Facial Tick guy.